Now, everyone knows that Scott's world centers around his BM's! (You obviously know where this post is going, so stop now if you don't want to know anymore about poo) He broadcast his love for the stuff to everyone and everything whenever he gets the chance. It can be a little embarrassing for me sometimes, but for the most part I have really come to appreciate it too.
We love the show "Scrubs" it makes us laugh hard every week! But this last episode was right up Scott's alley. The episode was about a woman who fainted in the park. When she was revived everyone around her, including herself sang all their words whenever they would speak. So the whole episode was a big, fun, musical, while at the same time trying to figure out what the lady's illness was.
I want to share one of the songs that Scott really enjoyed:
You see.... Everything comes down to poo!
From the top of your head, to the sole of your shoe
We can figure out what's wrong with you by lookin' at your poo!
Do you have a hemorrhoid or is it rectal cancer?
Do you have a hemorrhoid or is it rectal cancer?
When you flush your dookie down, you flush away the answer
It doesn't really matter if it's hard or if it's loose
We'll figure out what's ailing you, as long as it's a deuce!
Yes!Everything comes down to poo!
Everything comes down to poo!
Cardiovascular and lymphatic, yes, the nervous system, too!
All across the nation, we trust in defecation!
Everything comes down to poo!
If you want to know what's wrong, don't sit and act so cool
Just be a man and eat some bran, and drop the kids off at the pool!
My stomach hurts
Check the poo
I sprained my ankle
Check the poo!
I was shot!
Check the poo!
A homeless guy threw poo in my eye!
Check the poo!
Mine or his?
First him, then you!
It may sound gross, you may say "shush!"
But we need to see what comes out of your tush!
Because!Everything comes down to poo!
Whether it's a tumor or a touch of the flu!
Please, won't you pinch us off a big, fat clue!
Please, won't you pinch us off a big, fat clue!
Our number one test is your Number Two!
If there's no breeze, light a match please!
Everything comes down to --
Doo-doo! Doo-doo! Doo-doo! Doo-doo!
Everything comes down to ... POO
Doo-doo! Doo-doo! Doo-doo! Doo-doo!
Everything comes down to ... POO
So now this song has become Scott's ringer on my cell phone. Kinda immature huh!!!
I missed that episode, but it isn't the first one they've had on the subject. A friend of mine introduced The Man and I to the show a couple years ago, and told us all about an episode that was all about poo. She said it made her think of us (my family specifically) and how she knew we'd like the show. It was pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteThat's one reason Scott loves Scrubs so much. It talks a lot about poo.
ReplyDeleteThat is a funny song, but it's true!! There really is A LOT you can tell about a person by looking at their droppings.
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